Hey Lucky You!
Someone you know lost a bet. Part of the loss is their dignity.
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We can’t tell you exactly who it is, but they are a misogynist asshole that likes to yell.
The person who lost a bet chose you as one of the more humiliating people who might participate. The consequence for losing is categorically adult, and they are to make an embarrassing apology, which you deserve. They also found you attractive, but you may not have known. We would expect you to be surprised and flattered.
The person who lost the best will knock on your door in an embarrassing costume, verbally apologize, pose for pictures, and also give you an apology card.
You may invite friends over when they make the apology. The more, the merrier.
The person will also be available to you for 2 hours, and you may use them as you wish (e.g., they can wear the costume and serve your friends drinks, have them clean your house, have them clean someone else’s house).
They will also make a full confession, which you won’t want to miss.
Yes, the loser will be embarrassed but in a fun adult way. You are also free to ask them why they were willing to participate in such a bet.
We promise, had you lost this bet, they would take full advantage. Feel free to ask them because they have already admitted it.
Get your camera ready and do not feel bad for them! Trust us!!
Please reply to the text message (856-208-0203) you were sent with a “yes” or “no” and feel free to ask any questions. We would greatly appreciate a response, whether it is Yes, I would love to participate, or No, I don’t like fun. If we do not hear back from you by 9:30 pm today, 06/18/25, we will move on to the next person on their list.